Introduction
Scriptures of Ranting
Today was Toys Buffet 2008..
sort of fun and sort of boring..........
Met Marcus and YF at playground then walk to school.. reached there..
realised we're quite late haha..
so signed in at 11.30am wtf...
nobody say must.. wasted 15mins sia..
Start work!
Went to Pri side.. the Science Lab there..
had to lug all the Booths into the hall..
A little complicated.. because of VERY limited space..
about 15 or 16 Booths in total..
went outside of Hall,slack abit,help abit (stick a few Mentos onto the cloth),then got my HAIR SPRAYED RED (ABIT BUT STILL ALOT).. all Sean Soh and Kh's idea..
found that we have alot of FUNNY,SICK,DISGUSTING toys..
eg. A Male doll with no dick..
A Clapper? (whatever you call it, but we refer to it as The Dildo)
A Poke-Ball
A Barbie Doll with frizz hair
A Toy Cooking Set (with a BANANA)
A Dog Plushie which we thought of doing doggy style with the other Male Doll
A few swords/pistol-sword/dagger and a Guitar/Axe that looks like Angel Axe from Luminary..
Went with YX on our 1st batch of kiddies from PeiXin Pri Sch..
gt 2 bangs.. fat.. and idiotic.. nvm abt them..
Yx was getting pissed..
i remembered
"You all want to go Eat,go Play,go Dye your hair,go Fish,go Drink,go Toilet,GO! I DONT CARE! I DONT WANT YOU TO FOLLOW ME OK?" --YX
then that was how he lost 6 kids..
I was away because I had to bring the 2 fat bangs to the Dye their hair..
then I had to accodomate(sp error) 1 girl who was damn shy..
so Yx d-siao her
Yx:"You want go Eat?"
Girl:*Shakes Head*
Yx:"You want go Play?"
Girl:*Shakes Head*
Yx:"You want go Dye hair?"
Girl:*Shakes Head*
Yx:"You want go Fish?"
Girl:*Shakes Head*
Yx:"You want go home?"
Girl:*Shakes Head*
Yx:"You want go die?"
Girl:*Shakes Head*
Yx:*Diao*
Girl: *Smiles bashfully*
haha.. and I managed to coax her to sit down to wait for the 2 bangs.. (I forgot about the rest until I spotted 1 Peixin fella.. then i rushed to tt fellow,then the rest of the missing kids popped out)
had to tell them if you dont want do anything else, pls go to tt guy over that (Yx) and sit..
then i followed a 3 kids go Play the Cans game..
surprisingly.. found Levine helping the stall,runned by ADMIRALTY Sec.. LOL..
yeah so waited for them,then times up,we brought them to the Primary Sch Assembly Ground,where we passed leadership of the pack to a RSG (Receiving School Guardian).
went up to eat some crappish food..
then sit down,
felt queasy..
slacked..
then go walk around with Yx again..
then ya..
Darren Goh was.. using a cardboard box with 2 eye holes trying to scare ppl who walk pass.. damn stupid.. but fun and it actually works..
slack abit more..
then realised that Yi Shen was also trying to do the same,but with very different responses..
there was actually a crowd gathered upstairs,outside Hall and Primary G.O.. watching..
looked like a Zoo.. lols.. funny
then the MC/Organiser just nice came in..
I spotted him from afar,then me and Yx zhao upstairs,see the show..
mwhahaa.. the ppl all there kenna scold.. lols..
then me and Yx go fill The Dildo with cold water.. Yx went around with it..
I returned to slacking mwhahaha..
then all the schs left..
then we all return the booths again.. back to where we found them this morning..
albeit with a different outcome..
THE GENIUSES OF 2-1..
whilst carrying the booths down..
they knocked down something.. w00ts..

notice the gap?
and here is the remnants of the crap that dropped ONTO THE DRAIN COVER.. LUCKY NO ONE WAS BELOW..

clean up the place,slacked,
me and Bing Long and Zhen Yu was talking about Fable 2..
then slack abit more..
then go home ><"
Sorry for the missed calls.. place was damn noisy to hear abit of my ringtone (as i always do) and i didnt felt the vibration ><"