Introduction
Scriptures of Ranting
Today.. had Assembly at the first period.. slack like siao..
the program cut into PE.. shiok.. my leg pain anyways.. so good la.. dunnid do :D
Geog.. haha Paul Ng never come again haha.. Me and TH (Tin Hsiao/Tide Hunter) crapped out funny stories of teachers..
an excerpt:
"Paul Ng got to attend to annual meeting of the Celestial Toots Clan, thats why never come!"
"Paul had to prepare the casting of "The Stars Allign!", so thats why never come."
Ok la.. stupid luhs..
Double Chinese! Whee.. so damn good luh.. well, first time i fell asleep in Kasey's class..
Z0MG..
But good enough la.. At least we finished 1 and half topic.. better than Yuan.. who only did until 1/5 of the words..
LE.. haha.. go to the special room again.. this time.. someone editted the sign.. it wrote..
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"Reserved for Mr David Chen l
l Chee Kang l
l Old Man l
l l
l l
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hehe.. damn funny.. whole class almost go out.. but never.. I wrote half a page more for my Requiem.. while listening to music again haha.. stupid blind man..
I committed cold-blooded murder.. to 12 unfortunate souls..
They had no chance to retaliate luh!
Well, they had about 3 seconds luh.. before Bleachtor Tey raided the field..
Sad la..
His rule was, for the whole of term 4, dun wan to see any chess sets + ppl playing soccer..
well, it all began when i left the class for lunch.. i left my bag on my chair.. then i go eat..
come back tt time, saw my bag was missing.. i called ppl.. asking.. all said no..
then Bleachtor Tey suggested Darrall.. So I did, Darrall say Marcus Tan took it.. so i supposed it was at the Grand Stand..
Then when i hung the phone up, I said they at the field.. playing soccer..
Bleachtor Tey actually didn't hear one..
budden KH go whisper to me.. being so obvious.. then Bleachtor Tey caught KH.. ask him..
SS go say.. "What else could they be doing at the field? *wink wink*"
then Bleachtor Tey extra go act spastic.. "Ohhh riight!"
I took my bag from the grand stand chairs.. then i went back to class.. then i realised my mistake.. I did not tell the rest who were playing soccer to clear the field.. I called Darrall shortly after.. He had 3 seconds to react.. or to scram the field.. we saw everything from the class..
Seeing that I was too late..
Bleachtor Tey made everyone playing soccer go run and touch the tree and come back twice.. then gave them a dressing down.. I made myself scarce.. I will list out the people later..
Budden thanks to Martin, cover for me.. go say its Gu gu guai-Lan tell Bleachtor Tey..
But I feel damn bad luh!
Ok, went to Tea Chapter, somewhere in Chinatown..
on the bus..
haha..
Shouting all the nonsense..
SS would start off by shouting "同学们!"
then Marcus,Darrall,Hong Hui,Jasper,Nic Wee and Berfont would say their crap..
an excerpt:
SS:"同学们!"
HH+Marcus+Darrall+Berfont:"我们要"
The others including me: "撞车了!"
SS:"同学们!"
HH+Marcus+Darrall+Berfont:"尸体有几个?"
The others including me:"39个!"
HH+Marcus+Darral+Berfont:"为何有多一个?"
ok lames..
at Tea Chapter.. damn guai lan.. the 12 of us cramp lols..
Me,Hong Hui,Yu Fan,Javince,Martin,Zheng Yee,Sean Soh,Shawn Chiam,Wei Kiat,Yong Xiang,Tin Hsiao and Shaun Chin.. hehe..
Wei Kiat kept spamming "不专业啦!"
cos we doing shortcut..
Jaja bought a Tea Egg, which sucked? from what i heard.. then we opened the window and threw it out.. lulz.. but.. theres this shelter thingy.. so no use..
On the way back.. aiya.. did nothing much.. supposed to go to Bishan Active.. but end up never go..
Of all ppl, Julian Teo arrow me.. cos i tuck out at Chinatown then forget tuck back.. at market he saw me.. Berfont and Hong Hui also never tuck in! why me!!?!
heck la..
went to playground.. did nothing much.. then go home..
Ok to the 12 ppl i supposedly killed..
Very Big Sorry to: "Hong Hui,Darrall,Marcus,Teck Kin,Javince,Zheng Yee,Wei Sheng,Cheng Jun,Richie,Nicholas Wee"
somehow i forget the other names.. i nt really sure whom i killed lehs... aiya.. bad memory.. anyways i got this number from SS, who did the body count..
oh and i got a call from an overseas person.. the number is +79263750788 its a female.. when i picked up, for the sake of picking up, she sounded like she was getting laid.. she made that sound twice in 6 seconds.. then i hung up.. what a joke..